Via PZ, I learn that The World’s Fair people have come up with another one a them there meems.

The idea is that you have to come up with five Google searches that return your site as the top result.

I would just like to say, in this regard, that I do not need to come up with five such. I win with this one alone. Give me the Internet now, please.

Note:Many old comments were lost in a database crash in 2008. Some conversations may seem to make less sense than they would have. A few will make more sense now.

1. 
   Theriomorph 2007 10 25 at 4:48:36 am

   And you have simultaneously supplied us with a new nickname for you.

2. 
   T-ray 2007 10 25 at 7:32:56 am

   and yet another reason to love this place.
   Bonus points if I can politicize this? LOL It is truly impressive and beautiful. Carry on!

3. 
   Sherwood 2007 10 25 at 12:11:14 pm

   I win with “too precious for exposure” (but only with the quotes).  Everybody’s a damn’ critic.

4. 
   kathy a 2007 10 25 at 12:19:48 pm

   fluffy bunny, you’re the one!
   you make my internet so much fun!
   fluffy bunny, you’re my very best friend, you see.

   
   i’m channelling muppets now.  thanks, chris.

5. 
   Chris Clarke 2007 10 25 at 12:33:51 pm

   I read that as “chunnelling moppets” at first, and imagined gigantic Dickensian public works projects.

   Time to put on the reading glasses.

6. 
   Fred Levitan 2007 10 25 at 12:57:45 pm

   Ah, if it all ‘twere but fluffy bunnies, incredulous I would be.

7. 
   Rob G 2007 10 25 at 12:57:45 pm

   Now, who would ever have thought that this search would also turn up CRN as #1?

8. 
   kathy a 2007 10 25 at 1:11:37 pm

   rob, when i clicked that link, google asked if i REALLY meant “Hottie Mcbutterpants.”  i seriously do not want to contemplate why google is so concerned about that topic.

9. 
   sravana 2007 10 25 at 4:51:18 pm

   I have been in a serious depression the past week or so - rather like having lead bricks on my feet and around my heart.

   
   But this - THIS POST - has me laughing so hard that I scared the dog.

   Well, not really, but you know that look they give you when they aren’t sure what you’re about.

   I had decided earlier today that I was *done* with the depression. Between an apple turnover, a glass of iced tea, and the Fluffy Bunny of Incredulity, I think I’ll be fine.

10. 
    Theriomorph 2007 10 25 at 5:05:39 pm

    ha ha ha

    sravana, I’m with you. Here, a protein shake and vitamin B, a cinnamon twist made with about 4 lbs of butter to each flake of pastry, and the idea of the Fluffy Bunny of Incredulity.

    See? Hottie McButterpants works, too.

11. 
    Chris Clarke 2007 10 25 at 5:30:33 pm

    

12. 
    sravana 2007 10 25 at 6:54:06 pm

    Hey, Thers,
    It worked for a while, at least. But now with the Incredible Portrait of teh FBoI herself (himself?), I feel much better. (not to mention the video of the 2 kittehs on Cute Overload. Verrra cute, even for a non-cat person)

    woof!

13. 
    Rachel Shaw 2007 10 26 at 8:30:42 am

    *laughing so hard while trying to keep it quiet that I’m shaking*

    Now this is my kind of meme!

14. 
    Rachel Shaw 2007 10 26 at 9:19:42 am

    Frogs and ravens (or ravens and frogs, frogs ravens, ravens frogs, etc.)

    Post-academic stress syndrome

    Herb sweater

    Dog-paddling upstream

    The rushing of squirrel feet

15. 
    kathy a 2007 10 26 at 10:02:32 am

    fluffy bunny, joy of joys!
    when i squeeze you, you make noise!
    incredulity’s the very best place to be!

    
    [why, no.  i don’t hear the voices very often.  only on special occasions.]

16. 
    Rachel Shaw 2007 10 26 at 12:54:20 pm

    *laughing even harder after reading kathy a’s comment*

17. 
    James Killus 2007 10 26 at 8:22:08 pm

    Okay, I have now officially scared myself:

    killus
    brittle strategies
    John Galt is a slan
    fox hollow cafe lena
    nonrepresentational art pollack
    nonrepresentational art richard powers
    creepy little smile
    death rays and disintegrators
    playing the rent
    trademarksism
    dead catfish under the drivers seat
    rocket boys meet radioactive boy scout
    max headroom stirner
    magic market fairy dust
    phony tough crazy brave alsop
    privation morality
    tihs not typo
    dorothy slave girl of oz
    knurdly lasers
    slan a critique
    semi-karma
    vertkrieg
    vuutle

    “black swan bashing”
    “son of on the road”
    “moral equivalent of socialism”
    “why barry goldwater lost tennessee”

    Using the quotes is cheating a little, I think.  Still, I get four top hits from single words.

    I think I may be getting too high profile…