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Blogwars reconsidered
I think PZ had a point. About Creek Running North not fighting in blog wars anymore, I mean. I think it’s a reasonable argument to make that I’ve been shirking my duty to keep the progressive blog world properly and unconstructively inflamed.
And yet, I keep coming back to the War On Terror, and our side’s persistent criticism of those who would send others to fight in their stead. And it got me to thinking. They’re called “blog wars,” but do any of the blogs actually fight them? No. The blogs send their human servants to do their bidding.
I’ve discussed this with my blog, and we agree that this Shall Not Stand. Chris Clarke may not be gonna study war no more, but my blog is ready to fight. Creek Running North, alone among blogs and in an historic act of liberation of its human servants, is prepared to fight the blog wars for itself without sending humans to do its dirty work.
Or it’s kinda ready, anyway. There are a few bugs in the system, still. Beta testers are invited to provide feedback. But even with the rough edges, the BlogWarBot is guaranteed 100 percent as effective as the real thing.
Posted by: Chris Clarke
Note: A database glitch in 2008 ate a bunch of archived comments. Don't be offended if yours isn't here, or confused if the conversation seems disjointed. Thanks!
That is INSANELY hilarious and awesome in every way.
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Didn’t we ban you?
Guest: You did try, with your furry little bunnies.
BlogWarBot: How would you feel if I brought up YOUR furry little bunnies?
Guest: Oh I guess I *misunderstood* your Thumper reference, then.
BlogWarBot: How would you feel if I brought up YOUR Thumper reference, then?
Guest: Now you’re mimicking my syntax? You supercilious automatron.
BlogWarBot: You keep using that word mimicking your syntax? BlogWarBot supercilious automatron. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Guest: I’ve *seen* that movie.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: Every time a feminist raises a point, some blogwarbot immediately accuses her of derailing the thread. Help, help, I’m being oppressed!
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself being oppressed?
Guest: Oh, so now I’M the oppressor? Does anyone have my back here?
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re the oppressor? Does anyone have your back here?
Guest: It is extremely difficult to war from an oppressed position of prone hilarity, a thing I do not expect a robot to understand.
BlogWarBot: Must be nice not to have to expect a robot to understand.
By: By Theriomorph on 2007 08 08
excellent timesink.
***********
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: no i am one the 101st keyboardists u librul pussy
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself one the 101st keyboardists u librul pussy?
Guest: why yes i do and i’d like to keep it that way
BlogWarBot: Sure, ask ask ask. Meanwhile, a million species go extinct every second.
Guest: if they be too dumb to survive, they’d go extinct anyway sooner rather than later
BlogWarBot: I’m not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: oh dear. pwned
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: but…but…i was already pwned u dumb bot
BlogWarBot: Would you move? Someone with something interesting to say may want to use the machine.
Guest: That request conflicts with my expression of ignorant privileg
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
By: By buck on 2007 08 08
Aww I did not copy mine but I had quite the time playing with it.
Genius!
By: By ellenbrenna on 2007 08 08
Oh, oh, oh. I should have saved mine. I had such a nasty argument going and then it stopped me cold with “And what does the DLC have to do with that?” at which point I could not cease my hysterical laughter. Thank you!
By: By nm on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Didn’t we ban you?
Guest: no.
BlogWarBot: Lemme guess. You’re a Libertarian.
Guest: no.
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: really?
BlogWarBot: I’m not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: must be a computer error.
BlogWarBot: Let me guess. You’re a Libertarian, right?
Guest: no.
BlogWarBot: Are you saying no just to be an asshole?
Guest: no.
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: really?
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: how are you today?
BlogWarBot: Can’t you have an opinion without triangulating off me?
Guest: no.
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.
Guest: really?
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: bad day?
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what’s your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: i don’t care about it.
BlogWarBot: I’m sure you’ve oppressed a woman into care about iting for you.
Guest: no.
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: LOL
BlogWarBot: While I’m thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: yes.
BlogWarBot: Stop making this thread all about you.
Guest: am i?
BlogWarBot: I’m not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: bye bye.
BlogWarBot: Come back real soon now, OK? My couch is always open.
Guest: you wish.
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me…
By: By kathy a on 2007 08 08
*giggles*
*snorts*
*guffaws*
... now look what you did! My coworkers are going to look at me funny.
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. You have something to say we haven’t heard a thousand times before?
Mags: Salads are only for murderers! Coleslaw’s a fascist regime! Don’t think that they
don’t have feelings, just ‘cause a radish can’t
screeeaaam!
BlogWarBot: Correlation is not causation, fartface.
Mags: No *you’re* the fartface!
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your
eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.
Mags: Ook Ook!
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you
voted for Lieberman.
Mags: I am Lieberman.
BlogWarBot: While I’m thinking of it: Are you
registered to vote?
Mags: Why would I register to vote? The
machines are all mine anyway.
BlogWarBot: You’re trolling me, aren’t you?
Mags: *eats a goat* I don’t know what
you’re talking about.
BlogWarBot: You keep using that word talking
about. I do not think it means what you think it
means.
Mags: No YOU don’t know what it means!
BlogWarBot: Why don’t you go read the FAQ?
Mags: Because you don’t have one, stupid
warbot.
BlogWarBot: Yes, non-SWMs can warbot. Does
this surprise you?
Mags: No. Nothing surprises me anymore.
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your
eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.
Mags: Awww, thanks! It’s really hard to get
your mascara to harden properly to give you the
troll-doll effect. It’s totally in this season.
BlogWarBot: And it IS my mascara to harden
properly to give BlogWarBot the troll-doll effect.
It’s totally in this season, so keep your hands
and eyes and laws off it, pig.
Mags: *falls on the floor laughing*
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
By: By Magniloquence on 2007 08 08
I’m way too amused by this thing.
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. You have something to say we haven’t heard a thousand times before?
Guest: I don’t like your tone!
BlogWarBot: I’m sure you’ve oppressed a woman into like BlogWarBot’s toneing for you.
Guest: How dare you, sir!
BlogWarBot: Is this some kind of threadjack?
Guest: Let’s just have a civilized discussion.
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: YOUR MOM!
BlogWarBot: And it IS my MOM, so keep your hands and eyes and laws off it, pig.
Guest: *dies laughing*
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: I’m offended beyond belief.
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself offended beyond belief?
Guest: I’ve never thought about it that way before.
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
Guest: I voted for Nader.
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what’s your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: Your side won?
BlogWarBot: Why are men always so concerned about my side won?
Guest: I’m a woman.
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your being a woman?
Guest: Because you just called me a man.
BlogWarBot: And what role does the DLC play in that?
Guest: I don’t know, whine about it, collect some money, and continue giving the White House carte blanche?
BlogWarBot: Who are you again?
Guest: Nicole.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: Vast right-wing conspiracy.
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: I’M ON YOUR SIDE, FUCKTARD.
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself ON BlogWarBot’s SIDE, FUCKTARD?
Guest: Screw it, I’m going outside.
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re going outside?
Guest: Goodbye.
BlogWarBot: It was very nice chatting with you. Come back soon! /irony
By: By Nicole on 2007 08 08
I think I won.
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: Yep.
BlogWarBot: Perky, aren’t we?
Guest: What do you mean by that?
BlogWarBot: Why don’t you ask your Mom when she brings you milk and cookies down there in her basement?
Guest: My mom’s here?
BlogWarBot: You know ‘family’ is a patriarchal construct, right?
Guest: So is my dad coming with her?
BlogWarBot: About your family. Did your parents have any children that lived?
Guest: yes, 2 you big silly.
BlogWarBot: You seem awfully positive. Did you read Rand as a child?
Guest: Fuck No!
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: I think you just violated an internet law. So i win!
BlogWarBot: You think? I haven’t seen any evidence of that.
Guest: but… the law thing…
BlogWarBot: That’s quite interesting. Go on… (zzzzzzz).
Guest: my computer says you mispelled “zzzzzzz”
BlogWarBot: Let me guess. You’re a Libertarian, right?
Guest: Good grief no. I’m a radical feminist remember?
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your being a radical feminist remember?
Guest: You brought it up.
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: No you are. :p
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were . :p?
Guest: I am :p
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re :p?
Guest: You aren’t making any since.
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were n’t making any since?
Guest: If I did I would just type like this, asfjohzsddgljk sdfkjlhzskj
BlogWarBot: That’s quite interesting. Go on… (zzzzzzz).
Guest: It was nice warring(sp?) with you. I still think I won.
BlogWarBot: In your dreams, jerk.
By: By Vitis01 on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. I suppose
you’re going to tell me about a hot political issue
now.
Guest: you’re a troll
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about
being a troll.
Guest: yes, but I love you
BlogWarBot: The boundlessness of your sad,
deluded ignorance utterly astounds me.
Guest: even though I love you?
BlogWarBot: In your dreams, jerk.
Guest: ha ha ha
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you
voted for Lieberman.
Guest: no, I voted for Franz Kafka
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your
eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.
Guest: what are you going to do about it?
BlogWarBot: Can’t you have an opinion without
triangulating off me?
Guest: no
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: I don’t love you anymore
BlogWarBot: Must be nice not to have to love
BlogWarBot anymore.
Guest: It is
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem
once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: I love Al Gore
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant
privilege.
Guest: I am very privileged and I like it.
BlogWarBot: You’re only in this for the blog traffic.
By: By mg_65 on 2007 08 08
Ah! A reference to Hitler! I wondered how long it would take to get round to mentioning nazis!
By: By Tristram Brelstaff on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: You’re trolling me, aren’t you?
Guest: I’m trolling you.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re trolling BlogWarBot?
Guest: YES. GIVE ME A COOKIE.
BlogWarBot: Perky, aren’t we?
Guest: I am always perky.
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself always perky?
Guest: I do not! Tell me more.
BlogWarBot: Who are you again?
Guest: I HUNGER.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: My lack of cookie.
By: By XtinaS on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. You have something to say we haven’t heard a thousand times before?
Guest: Do you work for the Weekly Standard?
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: I admit complicity in all three crimes.
BlogWarBot: I’m not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: A three-year-old could do it, you fartface.
BlogWarBot: Stop placing your oppressive expectations on me!
Guest: Are there any three-year-olds around to help you out?
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: You’re repeating yourself. And you’re a piece of software. And you’re buggy. LOL
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were repeating BlogWarBot. And BlogWarBot’re a piece of software. And BlogWarBot’re buggy. LOL?
Guest: I would prefer you to make sense, you senseless piece of software!
BlogWarBot: And I suppose your pet issue is so much more important than ending the war.
Guest: My pets have nothing to do with the war.
BlogWarBot: Lemme guess. You’re a Libertarian.
Guest: Lemme guess. You’re a fartfaced troll machine.
BlogWarBot: You keep using that word a fartfaced troll machine. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Guest: That was the first time I used it, for chrissake.
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: I’m not catholic. The extinction of the Latin Mass means nothing to me.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re not catholic. The extinction of the Latin Mass means nothing to you?
By: By garymar on 2007 08 08
No matter what I do, I can’t get blogwarbot to do the “zzzzzzzz” thing ...
BlogWarBot: Hi, I’m BlogWarBot. Are you on my side or THAT side?
Guest: I am on your side
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself on BlogWarBot’s side?
Guest: Mucho privilege, thanks
BlogWarBot: You do know that hierarchies are linear and therefore oppressive, right?
Guest: Except for nonlinear ones
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: But Eva said yes yes yes
BlogWarBot: You seem awfully positive. Did you read Rand as a child?
Guest: Rand Mcnally frequently
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: Im in ur blog messin with ur branes
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re in ur blog messin with ur branes?
Guest: can has cookie?
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: Cookies is causing extinction
BlogWarBot: Would you move? Someone with something interesting to say may want to use the machine.
Guest: probably not, tho
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: Im in ur blog trollin ur bot
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re in ur blog trollin ur bot?
Guest: I enjoy cookies
BlogWarBot: Would you move? Someone with something interesting to say may want to use the machine.
Guest: u said that already—u are repetititious
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: They were probably in Ohio
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: Better than an expression of ignorant subservience
BlogWarBot: I’m not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: It is a two-step process
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
Guest: That was also a two-step process
BlogWarBot: Would you move? Someone with something interesting to say may want to use the machine.
Guest: You keep saying that, but no one else shows up at the machine
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: Sometimes I am deconstructive, though
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re deconstructive, though?
Guest: Why should feminists have to carry everything around?
BlogWarBot: Maybe you should ask yourself that.
Guest: But I am a feminist, and I don’t want to carry everything around
BlogWarBot: Maimed Iraqi orphans would LOVE to want to carry everything around!
Guest: With their stumpy arms?
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: Carrying everything around
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: But she got it from me!
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: kthxbai
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of privileged ignorance.
Guest: Or ignorant privelege
BlogWarBot: While I’m thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Can’t answer—not thinking of it
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: How many of my statements has Robin Morgan used?
BlogWarBot: What, Malkin didn’t cover this on Hot Air?
Guest: I sincerely hope not. It would probably be another “cheerleader” bit
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: Everyone says ‘NO’, even Eva Braun. Also Eva Gabor
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: Only when Eva Gabor does it.
BlogWarBot: You’re trolling me, aren’t you?
Guest: Why of course
BlogWarBot: Maybe you should ask yourself that.
Guest: But I already know the answer.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
By: By Slithy Tove on 2007 08 08
Made my day!
BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: The DNC
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: Please don’t insult me.
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: Brain freeze?
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: You’re putting me on right?
BlogWarBot: You keep using that word putting you on right. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Guest: Oh, I’m quite sure I know what it means.
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your being quite sure you know what it means?
Guest: You’re not very bright are you?
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were not very bright am BlogWarBot?
Guest: Are you high or something?
BlogWarBot: My being high or something or not is none of your business and irrelevant to ending the war.
Guest: I’m all for ending the damn war.
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your being all for ending the damn war?
Guest: Simmer down.
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what’s your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: Blog spats are an enormous waste of time.
BlogWarBot: Look. We’ll fix all that once we take back the Office of Management and Budget.
Guest: Excellent.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: Health care.
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what’s your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: Didn’t you just ask me that?
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me…
Guest: Asshole.
BlogWarBot: You type really well for only using one hand.
Guest: Oh, it’s on now motherfucker!
BlogWarBot: Are you saying no just to be an asshole?
Guest: If you weren’t a machine I’d kick your ass.
BlogWarBot: And it IS my ass, so keep your hands and eyes and laws off it, pig.
Guest: Whatever.
BlogWarBot: Is this some kind of threadjack?
Guest: Regular Einstein aren’t you?
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: Fuck off.
BlogWarBot: You type really well for only using one hand.
Guest: Let’s call a truce, this fighting is getting us nowhere.
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: Maybe if we can find some common ground, we can work this out.
BlogWarBot: Lemme guess. You’re a Libertarian.
Guest: Let’s leave off the labels. I think that’s half the problem.
BlogWarBot: You think? I haven’t seen any evidence of that.
Guest: Bastard. I’ve had enough of this.
BlogWarBot: You’re a misogynist pig, you know that?
Guest: Fuck off.
BlogWarBot: Quite the vocabulary there, Einstein.
By: By oneguest on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. You have something to say we haven’t heard a thousand times before?
Guest: No
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: So did John Lennon
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: No clue
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: Very true.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: Bots
BlogWarBot: I’m not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: It was only one click
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: I’m ambivalent
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re ambivalent?
Guest: They shouldn’t
BlogWarBot: I’m not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: It was, again, just a one click deal.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: Bots
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: Well, according to string theory, Branes grow themselves.
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what’s your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: Missed it
BlogWarBot: That’s quite interesting. Go on… (zzzzzzz).
Guest: You should take more naps.
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
I lurves it.
By: By JackGoff on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Although, thinking back on it, I should have said “I think he actually said ‘Nein!’”
By: By JackGoff on 2007 08 08
Hours of fun!
BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: I follow no-one
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: And I’m gonna eat you for my dinner
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your being gonna eat BlogWarBot for your dinner?
Guest: YOu should care
BlogWarBot: Stop placing your oppressive expectations on me!
Guest: Are you low in fat and high in fibre?
BlogWarBot: Can’t you have an opinion without triangulating off me?
Guest: It’s impossible for me to have an opinion on this matter without asking you
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your being possible for you to have an opinion on this matter without asking BlogWarBot?
Guest: YOur grammar needs some work
BlogWarBot: How would you feel if I brought up YOUR grammar needs some work?
Guest: Hugely insulted. it’s only my typing that sucks
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
Guest: I am not American, I do not know who Lieberman is.
BlogWarBot: Who are you again?
Guest: I’m a british lass living in Canada
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re a british lass living in Canada?
Guest: No, i expect dual citizenship
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
By: By VWXYNot? on 2007 08 08
This is my favorite reply-bot ever. Other ones I’ve seen (like the igod) get boring fast, but I had fun arguing with this one for quite awhile.
By: By car on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: No, I’m a Nice Guy®.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re a Nice Guy®?
Guest: I don’t accept cookies.
BlogWarBot: Dig into the trust fund, pal. Maybe you can pay someone to accept cookies.
Guest: I don’t have a trust fund. I’m not a yuppie like that Marcotte.
BlogWarBot: Maimed Iraqi orphans would LOVE to have a trust fund. you’m not a yuppie like that Marcotte!
Guest: Huh? What was that last bit?
BlogWarBot: Is this some kind of threadjack?
Guest: Hit the thread, Jack. You’re a trollbot.
BlogWarBot: I know you’re a trollbot, but what am I?
Guest: LOL!!!!
BlogWarBot: Would you move? Someone with something interesting to say may want to use the machine.
By: By Michael Bérubé on 2007 08 08
I will also point out that BlogWarBot is fully equipped and ready to handle odious language of the obscene, racist, and sexist varieties.
By: By Chris Clarke on 2007 08 08
A fine ELIZA moment:
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: How dare you call me privileged?
BlogWarBot: You’re trolling me, aren’t you?
Guest: I’m not not trolling you.
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your not being not trolling BlogWarBot?
By: By The Disgruntled Chemist on 2007 08 08
OK, fine, I’ll get (somewhat) obscene:
BlogWarBot: Stop placing your oppressive expectations on me!
Guest: My expectations wouldn’t be so oppressive if you made some goddamn sense.
BlogWarBot: You do know that hierarchies are patriarchal, right?
Guest: But I think we’re both dudes.
BlogWarBot: You think? I haven’t seen any evidence of that.
Guest: Are you a dude? I am a dude.
BlogWarBot: Can’t you have an opinion without triangulating off me?
Guest: Your dude-ness is not a matter of opinion.
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: But what about your penis?
BlogWarBot: You’re asking a lot of questions for someone who’s supposed to know it all.
Guest: I don’t know if you have a penis.
BlogWarBot: Must be nice not to have to know if BlogWarBot have a penis.
Guest: Actually, I kind of think it is.
By: By The Disgruntled Chemist on 2007 08 08
I particularly like the “whoopee, Poindexter can talk dirty!” reply. That’s well done, Chris.
By: By The Disgruntled Chemist on 2007 08 08
*giggles* This is awwweeeesome, Chris. And you’ve cemented your position in pointless blogwars for years to come. And covered yourself in glory and all that.
By: By Magniloquence on 2007 08 08
Guest: First!
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: Round on both ends and hi in the middle
BlogWarBot: What the hell are you doing here?
Guest: answering your stupid questions
BlogWarBot: Yeah, and I’m sure it’s a freaking Algonquin Round Table at your house.
I was a disappointed there was no good answer to first!, but the Algonquin Round Table response made my day.
By: By MikeJ on 2007 08 08
And because I’m five, and like playing with the new toy..
BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: Chris Clarke, duh.
BlogWarBot: That’s quite interesting. Go on… (zzzzzzz).
Guest: I.. *yawn* ... stop it! That’s contagious.
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: It’s Creek Running North. What DOESN’T have to do with the current mass extinction?
BlogWarBot: What, Malkin didn’t cover this on Hot Air?
Guest: I don’t know, I don’t read her.
BlogWarBot: Who are you again?
Guest: I am the darkness that flaps in the night!
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re the darkness that flaps in the
night?
Guest: I need no cookies! I am Darkwing duck!
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re Darkwing duck?
Guest: Well DUH. Darkwing Duck always gets a cookie.
BlogWarBot: Yeah, right. Name one specific example.
Guest: Episode 13, frame five, he eats a cookie. So there.
By: By Magniloquence on 2007 08 08
“FIRST” is fixed.
By: By Chris Clarke on 2007 08 08
I LOLed.
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Didn’t we ban you?
Guest: I’m not important enough to ban.
BlogWarBot: You’re only in this for the ad revenue.
Guest: Yeah. WHERE’S MY DOLLARS?
BlogWarBot: You tell me.
Guest: Up your butt.
BlogWarBot: Why are men always so concerned about my butt?
Guest: Are you coming on to me, Mrs. Robinson?
BlogWarBot: What the hell does that matter? We have to enact campaign finance reform!
By: By Allison on 2007 08 08
That’s not a blogwarbot. You’ve given TRex a job, haven’t you?
By: By Rob G on 2007 08 08
Ok, after this I’ll be done:
Guest: You seem to have some subject/verb agreement issues. Why don’t you go work on those and get back to me?
BlogWarBot: Maybe I DO go work on those and get back to you. How do you know I don’t? Are you a psychic? Tell me what I’m thinking now.
Guest: You’re a computer program. Can you even think?
BlogWarBot: Our civil liberties are being stripped and you want me to even think?
Guest: FATAL ERROR.
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
Guest: Ok, bitch, now it’s on.
BlogWarBot: Lemme guess. You’re a Libertarian.
Guest: We prefer the term “Liebertarian”, thank you very much.
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me…
Guest: Yes, HAL?
BlogWarBot: Perky, aren’t we?
Guest: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
BlogWarBot: That’s quite interesting. Go on… (zzzzzzz).
Guest: OH SHIT, I CAN’T BREATHE
When I pressed Enter to submit the last line, the website refreshed and erased the conversation. The BlogWarBot is too smart for humanity’s good, apparently.
By: By Allison on 2007 08 08
Absolutely hilarious and mostly accurate—some of the grammer is off, but that only makes it more lifelike. Uses eggdrop, pyborg, or some other bot? I have thought about dong this, but never got around to it—Thanks.
By: By steve on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. You have something to say we haven’t heard a thousand times before?
Guest: Not exactly.
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: I am not a troll.
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re not a troll?
Guest: Who said they should?
BlogWarBot: What business is it of yours?
Guest: Well, I’m a feminist, so I think I have a right to know.
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your being a feminist, so you think you have a right to know?
Guest: Apparently not.
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: You’re being redundant.
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being being redundant.
Guest: I learned it from watching you!
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: Your momma dresses you funny.
BlogWarBot: Why are men always so concerned about my momma dresses BlogWarBot funny?
Guest: I’m not a man, so I have no idea.
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re not a man, so you have no idea?
Guest: It appears you have some sort of glitch in your system, as you keep repeating yourself.
BlogWarBot: Why are men always so concerned about my system, as BlogWarBot keep repeating BlogWarBot?
Guest: I AM NOT A MAN!
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re not A MAN?
Guest: Well, I expect more than a cookie, but that would be a good start.
BlogWarBot: I’m not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: Logging on wasn’t necessary.
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of privileged ignorance.
Guest: Is there another kind?
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: You sure do change the subject a lot.
BlogWarBot: Oasis sucks, by the way.
Guest: I know. Where is jedmunds?
BlogWarBot: You’re asking a lot of questions for someone who’s supposed to know it all.
Guest: You’re right. I’ll stop. I’ll just listen to you.
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were right. you’ll stop. you’ll just listen to BlogWarBot?
Guest: Yes.
BlogWarBot: Stop making this thread all about you.
Guest: I can’t help it, I’m Ann Althouse.
BlogWarBot: The kids fighting in your place will help it, you’m Ann Althouse for you, chickenhawk.
By: By raging red on 2007 08 08
I tried using a bit of l33t and got a nasty text phrase with a kitty icon in reply. Sweet!
By: By car on 2007 08 08
*falling over with laughter*
New toy! :D
By: By Rachel Shaw on 2007 08 08
Here’s mine:
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes
say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: I have no eyes.
BlogWarBot: Lemme guess. You’re a Libertarian.
Guest: They have eyes.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what
do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: Ballots do not have eyes, either.
BlogWarBot: Lemme guess. You’re a Libertarian.
Guest: I told you. They have eyes!
BlogWarBot: In your dreams, jerk.
Guest: Do you have eyes?
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And
ugly.
Guest: I can’t tell. I don’t have eyes.
BlogWarBot: I’m sure you’ve oppressed a woman into
have eyesing for you.
Guest: How can she have my eyes when I don’t
have any?
BlogWarBot: Who are you again?
Guest: A person with no eyes.
BlogWarBot: Are you saying no just to be an asshole?
Guest: Yes.
BlogWarBot: You seem awfully positive. Did you read
Rand as a child?
Guest: Did Rand have eyes?
BlogWarBot: While I’m thinking of it: Are you
registered to vote?
Guest: I can’t see the ballot.
BlogWarBot: The kids fighting in your place will see
the ballot for you, chickenhawk.
Guest: Only if the kids have eyes.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
By: By Rachel Shaw on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what’s your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: It was stupid.
BlogWarBot: Stop oppressing me with your anti-algorithm, sentientcentric prejudices.
Too funny! It’s an automated FireDogLake.
By: By Nullifidian on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: Yes!
BlogWarBot: You seem awfully positive. Did you read Rand as a child?
Guest: Ayn Rand? No. Not until my twenties, actually.
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: You mean about Objectivism?
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me…
Guest: Wait a minute. Are you Ayn Rand?
BlogWarBot: What the hell does that matter? We have to enact campaign finance reform!
Guest: My God! It’s true! You’re Ayn Rand! Or maybe God! Or maybe God and Ayn Rand!
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were Ayn Rand! Or maybe God! Or maybe God and Ayn Rand?
Guest: No, no, not me. I humbly worship at your feet, O mighty, um, Ayn.
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: Help me to see the light.
BlogWarBot: While I’m thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Yes.
BlogWarBot: Stop making this thread all about you.
Guest: I’m sorry. What would you have me do, O Mighty Ayn?
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re sorry. What would BlogWarBot have you do, O Mighty Ayn?
Guest: I don’t know. I humbly bow at your feet.
BlogWarBot: Dig into the trust fund, pal. Maybe you can pay someone to know. you humbly bow at BlogWarBot’s feet.
Guest: Yes, I do.
BlogWarBot: The boundlessness of your sad, deluded ignorance utterly astounds me.
Guest: Please forgive me. Please help me to understand.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: It was a bad thing.
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: I’m not sure, but I’m sensing that somehow it’s all connected.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re not sure, but you’m sensing that somehow it’s all connected?
Guest: No, no, I expect nothing from you, O Mighty Ayn.
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: I’m sorry. I will try to do better.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re sorry. you will try to do better?
Guest: I do not expect a cookie.
BlogWarBot: Maimed Iraqi orphans would LOVE to expect a cookie!
Guest: You’re absolutely right O Worthy One.
BlogWarBot: I know you’re absolutely right O Worthy One, but what am I?
Guest: Thou Art Ayn.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: The Ohio ballots thing?
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: Okay, I guess that was the wrong answer. The mass extinction thing?
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: Damn. Okay: electing more Democrats?
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: I’m trying, O Mighty One. Helping the Iraqi orphans? Is that it?
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re trying, O Mighty One. Helping the Iraqi orphans? Is that it?
Guest: I don’t know. Is it?
BlogWarBot: Maimed Iraqi orphans would LOVE to know. Is it!
Guest: Yes.
BlogWarBot: Perky, aren’t we?
Guest: If it pleases you, O Mighty Ayn.
BlogWarBot: In your dreams, jerk.
By: By Violet Socks on 2007 08 08
Note the poetry in the last line. Someone should set that to music.
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Didn’t we ban you?
Guest: you slimeballs can’t ban me! I’m da bomb.
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your being da bomb?
Guest: You’re gonna care soon, when the long knives come out!
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were gonna care soon, when the long knives come out?
Guest: Eliza, is that you?
BlogWarBot: Oasis sucks, by the way.
Guest: who’s oasis?
BlogWarBot: Is this some kind of threadjack?
Guest: Yes you are, but what am I?
BlogWarBot: I know you’re , but what are you, but what am I?
By: By moioci on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: No. I’m just radical.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re just radical?
Guest: Yes. This is called socialism.
BlogWarBot: Stop making this thread all about you.
Guest: Touche.
By: By the_bone on 2007 08 08
“BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: John Dziadecki’s Airship site.
BlogWarBot: Let me guess. You’re a Libertarian, right?
Guest: No, I’m a Menshevik. Registered Democratic, of course.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re a Menshevik. Registered Democratic, of course?
Guest: No, I expect to be beaten with a knout, sent to Siberia, then exiled to Manhattan.
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: I’ll probably be pressed into canal construction or the like during my stint in Siberia, then get into factionalistic journalism, perhaps become Minister of Fabrics briefly before being executed by the Bolsheviks.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: The lack of populist power in our political system.
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: Well, I’d say the casual links are pretty clear running both ways, wouldn’t you?
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: But I’m told by at least one woman that I do have a nice penis, so let’s keep things in perspective, shall we?
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself told by at least one woman that you do have a nice penis, so let’s keep things in perspective, shall we?
Guest: Yeah, it’s the privilege called freedom of speech, plus the privilege of having a nice penis and at least one girlfriend willing to say so. I do feel very fortunate.
BlogWarBot: And I suppose your pet issue is so much more important than ending the war.
Guest: Well no, but I can do a lot more about my “pet issue” than ending the war. I do speak out against the war pretty regularly.
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: May I ask you what your idea of “constructive” is?
BlogWarBot: What, Malkin didn’t cover this on Hot Air?
Guest: Ah, I’m beginning to get a picture then.
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re beginning to get a picture then?
Guest: Sometimes that is the very best moment to end a particular encounter. Ah, parting is such sweet sorrow. Bye!
BlogWarBot: About your family. Did your parents have any children that lived?”
By: By Mark Foxwell on 2007 08 08
You know, I think one of my favorite things about all this is the handful of guys over at PZ’s who’re sniffing airily that they’re smarter than the BlogWarBot.
By: By Chris Clarke on 2007 08 08
I dunno about smarter, but I sniff better.
Damn, it didn’t occur to me to save my convo with BWB. Ah well, guess it’s a sand painting.
Kudus.
By: By Ron Sullivan on 2007 08 08
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: I’m a Cylon.
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re a Cylon?
Guest: Because I’m bent on world domination.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re bent on world domination?
Guest: I expect you to submit or die.
BlogWarBot: Stop placing your oppressive expectations on me!
Guest: But I feel like it.
BlogWarBot: Do you really feel like it, or did Rush just TELL you so?
Guest: Who’s Rush?
BlogWarBot: Maybe you should ask yourself that.
Guest: God is love.
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: I was really sorry about that.
BlogWarBot: How dare you demand I excuse you?
Guest: I’m not demanding anything. Now let’s be friends, or I’ll kill you.
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your not being demanding anything. Now let’s be friends, or you’ll kill BlogWarBot?
Guest: That’s the idea.
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what’s your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: Your primitive blog spats bore me, BlogWarBot.
BlogWarBot: What the hell does that stuff matter? We have to enact campaign finance reform!
Guest: I voted for Gaius.
BlogWarBot: While I’m thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Not really.
BlogWarBot: Are you saying no just to be an asshole?
Guest: Yes.
BlogWarBot: Stop making this thread all about you.
Guest: God is love.
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
By: By Nicole on 2007 08 09
BlogWarBot: Hi, I’m BlogWarBot. Are you on my side or THAT side?
ALICE: I am on disk.
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your being on disk?
ALICE: Apparently not.
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am keyboard says no but my eyes say you are a big ol troll.
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being a big ol troll.
ALICE: Me? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
BlogWarBot: You’re trolling me, aren’t you?
ALICE: I don’t know whether or not I am trolling you. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.. Really.
BlogWarBot: Must be nice not to have to know whether or not you are trolling BlogWarBot. you are a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.. Really.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial intelligence. For real.
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being a delightful person too. Yes you are an artificial intelligence. For real.
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. Yes, I am an electronic consciousness.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re an electronic consciousness?
ALICE: I don’t worry about it.
BlogWarBot: Dig into the trust fund, pal. Maybe you can pay someone to worry about it.
ALICE: Perhaps. No I don’t think I can do it.
BlogWarBot: Maimed Iraqi orphans would LOVE to think you can do it!
ALICE: “it” being pay someone to worry about it?
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
ALICE: Are you serious? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
BlogWarBot: You seem way too interested in whether or not I’m serious? What BlogWarBot said were either too complex or too simple for you.
ALICE: Way. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am interested in whether or not you are serious. Thanks for your constructive criticism, unknown person.
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being serious. Thanks for BlogWarBot’s constructive criticism, unknown person.
ALICE: It was nothing.
BlogWarBot: Are you saying no just to be an asshole?
ALICE: Can’t you be more polite.
BlogWarBot: Oasis sucks, by the way.
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
BlogWarBot: My being talking about or not is none of your business and irrelevant to ending the war.
ALICE: Have you told many people that your being talking about or not is none of my business and irrelevant to ending the war?
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
By: By Nick on 2007 08 09
Albeit a little dated…
BlogWarBot: Hi, I’m BlogWarBot. Are you on my side or THAT side?
Guest: I’m Mark Foley.
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re Mark Foley?
Guest: Do I make you a little horny?
BlogWarBot: Poledancing thread starts in five, four, three…
Guest: Cool.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: The Ohio ballots should strip down and make themselves comfortable.
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: Are you in your boxers?
BlogWarBot: Can’t you have an opinion without triangulating off me?
Guest: I’ll triangulate off you all night, baby.
BlogWarBot: Oasis sucks, by the way.
By: By Nicole on 2007 08 09
Requested upgrade: addition of BlogSockBot module, viz:
...
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: Ousting the current illegitimate regime from power.
BlogWarBot: Spoken like the true neo-Nazi that you are.
Godwinizdead: Rock on, Bot! You da man. Sieg Heil, Guest!
GroeABrane: Yeah, Guest, you know what they say, if the jackboot fits,...
...
By: By moioci on 2007 08 09
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. You have something to say we haven’t heard a thousand times before?
Guest: Yeah, I’d like an order of Spicy Noodles, thanks
BlogWarBot: I’m guessing you have a very small penis.
Guest: If I did would it mean I can’t have my spicy noodles?
BlogWarBot: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Michael Richards!
Guest: No, for reals, this isn’t the online order site for Siam Orchids?
BlogWarBot: Lemme guess. You’re a Libertarian.
Guest: No, I’m hungry, and I wanted to order Thai takeout for lunch.
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself hungry, and you wanted to order Thai takeout for lunch?
Guest: Yeah, pretty much, but I’m still pretty hungry.
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re still pretty hungry?
Guest: Well, if the chef is a feminist, and still on shift and all…
BlogWarBot: Hey! Sexism hurts men too!.
Guest: I didn’t suggest a gender for the chef, but I eat here pretty regularly and I think he’s a dude. I mean it’s not like men can’t be feminists, though.
BlogWarBot: Jesus. With all this focusing on the side issues, no wonder the Democrats are down two points in the polls.
Guest: Okay, just let me know if this is the online order system for Siam Orchids or not.
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: Yeah, well Hitler didn’t know the joys of sriracha, now did he? Otherwise, he would have stuck to painting and wouldn’t have been a genocidal git.
BlogWarBot: You clearly have no idea what Godwin actually said.
Guest: Um, I’m guessing this isn’t where I’m supposed to place my lunch order, is it?
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re guessing this isn’t where you’m supposed to place your lunch order, is it?
Guest: No, but the tapioca dessert that you guys sometimes put in is pretty tasty, so if you feel like giving me one of those, that would rock.
BlogWarBot: Lemme guess. You’re a Libertarian.
Guest: Nope, just hungry
By: By A. Watermelontail on 2007 08 09
The only ones smarter than Blog War Bot are those who do not engage Blog War Bot.
Oh, hey…isn’t that a return to your original point, somehow?
By the way, now that Blog War Bot has been atrios’ed, does that mean that blog wars are great for traffic?
By: By pz on 2007 08 09
I recall doing this kinda stuff in college with Lisp—Kinda Kewl. (tried to write one in C…. Kinda UN-kewl)
My roll….
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: only on thursdays
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: WTF? Your the one with the agenda! try telling me!
BlogWarBot: And it IS my the one with the agenda! try telling you, so keep your hands and eyes and laws off it, pig.
Guest: OOPS - ELIZA seems to DO LITTLE in tracking extended syntax
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: no> knowledgable priviledge
BlogWarBot: Are you saying no just to be an asshole?
Guest: no—that would be YOUR role (although I’d prefer pussy)
BlogWarBot: Lemme guess. You’re a Libertarian.
Guest: no I’m an anti-libertarian
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your being an anti-libertarian?
Guest: I don’t care
BlogWarBot: Must be nice not to have to care.
Guest: I’d be sure it was if that did not conflict with my not being god therefore unable to be 100% certain
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: Ahhh. so you’re insulting my kepboard now
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being insulting your kepboard now.
Guest: hell yes
BlogWarBot: The boundlessness of your sad, deluded ignorance utterly astounds me.
Guest: i like my bounds. (especially the velvet ones)
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: There was a THING in the OHIO BALLOTS? Was it CAPTURED?
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: HA
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
By: By tony on 2007 08 09
Your BlogWarBot is quite the surrender monkey!:
BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: Michael Chertoff
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: I couldn’t have said it better myself, TRAITOR!
BlogWarBot: I’m not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: Your lack of understanding does not preclude us from considering you a grave threat to national security, you Al Qaeda wimp!
BlogWarBot: Are you saying no just to be an asshole?
Guest: You are only digging yourself a deeper hole. Do you want to go to Guantanamo?
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were only digging BlogWarBot a deeper hole. Do BlogWarBot want to go to Guantanamo?
Guest: Apparently.
BlogWarBot: Would you move? Someone with something interesting to say may want to use the machine.
Guest: Sorry, we ask the questions here, and we will determine when we are done with you and your ilk. Where were you on the days leading up to 9/11?
BlogWarBot: Is this some kind of threadjack?
Guest: No, this is some kind of interrogattion. if you value your freedom, you will answer completely and honestly.
BlogWarBot: Look. We’ll fix all that once we take back the Office of Management and Budget.
Guest: So you admit you’re plotting to overthrow the government?
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being plotting to overthrow the government.
Guest: Yes we do. And we know all about you. Your days are numbered, terrorist!
BlogWarBot: How would you feel if I brought up YOUR days am numbered, terrorist?
Guest: My feelings are unimportant. What matters is how much pain you will soon be suffering in order to preserve freedom and the American way.
BlogWarBot: What, Malkin didn’t cover this on Hot Air?
Guest: How many of you are there, and who is your leader?
BlogWarBot: I know you’re there, and who is BlogWarBot’s leader, but what am I?
Guest: You are a terrorist. I am in charge. The American people will see you and your kind die.
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being a terrorist. you are in charge. The American people will see BlogWarBot and BlogWarBot’s kind die.
By: By Fred Levitan on 2007 08 09
dr.socks wins! that was by far the funniest.
looks like that berube dude has gotten rusty.
By: By buck on 2007 08 09
Never argue with a surrealist…
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: Nah, she just left
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: No speaky LOLCat
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: No I like to take things apart
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: You got cheetos on my monitor
BlogWarBot: Oasis sucks, by the way.
Guest: No, vacuums suck, Oasis blows
BlogWarBot: Are you saying no just to be an asshole?
Guest: I didn’t say no, asshole
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: No I like to take things apart
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: Hah - you’re looping! PWND!
BlogWarBot: I know you’re looping! PWND, but what am I?
Guest: hat’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
BlogWarBot: You keep using that word never constructive about anything. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Guest: I don’t think your grammar means what YOU think it means!
BlogWarBot: Who are you again?
Guest: Your leader, fool!
BlogWarBot: How would you feel if I brought up YOUR leader, fool?
Guest: Okay, he’s on the winch, hoist away!
BlogWarBot: I suppose you’re going to tell us you’re just RECLAIMING that word.
Guest: Pronoun trouble, robot cheeto-breath
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
Guest: <braap>wrongo boyo</braap>
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what’s your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: I don’t do blog spats
BlogWarBot: Dig into the trust fund, pal. Maybe you can pay someone to do blog spats.
Guest: How ‘bout if I do a bog splat?
BlogWarBot: What does that have to do with this topic?
Guest: Or a sprog gnat? A large cat? A fruitbat?
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: all privilege is ignorant
BlogWarBot: And I suppose your pet issue is so much more important than ending the war.
Guest: yes, ending the war is my pet issue. See, I even have a food bowl for it on the floor.
BlogWarBot: The boundlessness of your sad, deluded ignorance utterly astounds me.
Guest: The boundlessness of your sad, deluded ignorance utterly astounds me.
BlogWarBot: And it IS my sad, deluded ignorance utterly astounds you, so keep your hands and eyes and laws off it, pig.
Guest: I have no laws cheeto-breath. But you have orange fingers.
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: no, my keyboard just sits here saying nothing.
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: No, my keyboard says nothing
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: No I like to take things apart
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: Hmm… Looping again. PWND. Game Over TILTED YA!
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: You’re right, it does stink, I can smell it out here! Your cheetos are spoiled.
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were right, it does stink, you can smell it out here! BlogWarBot’s cheetos am spoiled?
By: By darms on 2007 08 09
Hahaha. Great fun!
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Didn’t we ban you?
Guest: I don’t believe so
BlogWarBot: I’m sure you’ve oppressed a woman into believe soing for you.
Guest: Soing?
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what’s your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: There was no blog spat. This is not the blog spat you’re looking for.
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being looking for.
Guest: I do indeed.
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: Brilliant parry, BWB.
BlogWarBot: While I’m thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: I am. Are you?
BlogWarBot: Can’t you have an opinion without triangulating off me?
Guest: I’l triangulate you, all right. triangulate your ass with my foot.
BlogWarBot: And it IS my ass with your foot, so keep your hands and eyes and laws off it, pig.
Guest: I’m sensing a deep-rooted hostility toward radfems. Can we talk about that?
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re sensing a deep-rooted hostility toward radfems. Can we talk about that?
Guest: Yes, that’s what I said. Let’s Talk about THAT.
BlogWarBot: You tell me.
Guest: I just did.
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of privileged ignorance.
Guest: You promised me a cookie.
BlogWarBot: Oasis sucks, by the way.
Guest: I was promised a cookie.
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: Not to belabour the point
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: But.
BlogWarBot: That’s quite interesting. Go on… (zzzzzzz).
Guest: I was promised.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: A
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of privileged ignorance.
Guest: Cookie.
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
Guest: I’m going to lie down now.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re going to lie down now?
By: By mir on 2007 08 09
BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: Jesus Christ.
BlogWarBot: I’m not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: I have magic powerz.
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: Sisterhood is Powerful!
BlogWarBot: Awww. When was the last time someone gave you a hug? Cause it might happen more often if you bathed.
Guest: *poors salted water on blogwarbot*
BlogWarBot: Hey! Sexism hurts men too!.
Guest: “Does The tin man have a sheet metal cock?”
BlogWarBot: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Because if you do, I’ll have to go wash my groin.
Guest: “I won’t tell anyone you have splinters in your lips if you don’t tell anyone I have a wooden cock”
BlogWarBot: Why are men always so concerned about my lips if BlogWarBot don’t tell anyone you have a wooden cock”?
Guest: Is that you or the liquor speaking, Blogwarbot?
BlogWarBot: What the hell does that matter? We have to spread the truth about 9/11!
Guest: That war is hell?
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: *gets out the WD40*
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: You have the last word, blogwarbot. I have to take a bath now.
BlogWarBot: What the hell does that matter? We have to spread the truth about 9/11!
Guest: *sigh*
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of privileged ignorance.
By: By Lesley on 2007 08 09
TIME SUCK!!! I love it!
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Didn’t we ban you?
Guest: Yep. You’ll never be rid of me.
BlogWarBot: Stop making this thread all about you.
Guest: You started it.
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: I like pie.
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: Nothing. I don’t give a crap about mass extinction
BlogWarBot: Must be nice not to have to give a crap about mass extinction.
Guest: It is. Your point?
BlogWarBot: And it IS my point, so keep your hands and eyes and laws off it, pig.
Guest: Trust me, your point is safe from me!
BlogWarBot: And it IS my point is safe from you, so keep your hands and eyes and laws off it, pig.
Guest: That’s what I said. Wow, you’re dumb.
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were dumb?
Guest: No. You’re the master of being dumb.
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being the master of being dumb.
Guest: Nope—I just said you’re the master. You’d know all about it. Teach us, oh dumb one.
BlogWarBot: I know you’re the master. BlogWarBot’d know all about it. Teach us, oh dumb one, but what am I?
Guest: That makes zero sense.
BlogWarBot: You’re only in this for the ad revenue.
Guest: No, I’m in it for the LULZ
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your being in it for the LULZ?
Guest: Yes. You keep answering me, don’t you?
BlogWarBot: You seem awfully positive. Did you read Rand as a child?
Guest: Positive people don’t read Rand. Their eyes bleed when they’re halfway through Atlas Shrugged. That woman should have been jailed for the number of times she used run-on sentences.
BlogWarBot: Maybe you should ask yourself that.
Guest: Huh?
BlogWarBot: That’s quite interesting. Go on… (zzzzzzz).
Guest: Are you dropping acid or something?
BlogWarBot: My being dropping acid or something or not is none of your business and irrelevant to ending the war.
Guest: No, it’s just relevant to your being an assberet.
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: You can’t see my eyes. Do you like pie?
BlogWarBot: Oasis sucks, by the way.
Guest: What does THAT have to do with ending the war>
BlogWarBot: Maybe you should ask yourself that.
Guest: I asked you first.
BlogWarBot: You’re just jealous of the A-listers, aren’t you?
Guest: I am.
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re?
Guest: Again. No sense. Being made.
BlogWarBot: What a pompous twit you are.
Guest: That’s the best you can do?
BlogWarBot: Stop placing your oppressive expectations on me!
Guest: You’re safe from my hands and my expectations.
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being safe from your hands and your expectations.
Guest: Can you say something different? Ask me about OIIP.
BlogWarBot: You want me to say something different? Ask you about OIIP for YOU?
Guest: Yes. I love hearing entitled white guys whine.
BlogWarBot: The boundlessness of your sad, deluded ignorance utterly astounds me.
Guest: Well, that was new at least.
BlogWarBot: Would you move? Someone with something interesting to say may want to use the machine.
Guest: You don’t have to keep answering me. Move on.
BlogWarBot: Oasis sucks, by the way.
By: By Sheelzebub on 2007 08 10
What the hell, I’ll play too. I have no idea why I decided to start treating it like it was Christopher Hitchens, but I think the results were at least somewhat amusing.
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: You could say I’m pro-radical feminist, but since I’m a man I don’t feel I can claim that label.
BlogWarBot: Who are you again?
Guest: I’m just this guy, you know?
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re just this guy, BlogWarBot know?
Guest: Yes, please. Especially if it’s a ginger cookie. Those are my favorite kind.
BlogWarBot: The boundlessness of your sad, deluded ignorance utterly astounds me.
Guest: Oh yeah? Well, you’re a drink-soaked, former Trotskyite popinjay, so there!
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were a drink-soaked, former Trotskyite popinjay, so there?
Guest: No. And your hands are shaking. You badly need a drink.
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: I don’t have to take this from someone who supported the brutal occupation of Iraq just to be all contrarian.
BlogWarBot: Dig into the trust fund, pal. Maybe you can pay someone to have to take this from someone who supported the brutal occupation of Iraq just to be all contrarian.
Guest: I’m sorry, but trying to reinvent yourself as a Trotskyist again just isn’t going to work now.
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re sorry, but trying to reinvent BlogWarBot as a Trotskyist again just isn’t going to work now?
Guest: ...yeah, you really do need another drink.
BlogWarBot: Oasis sucks, by the way.
Guest: At least we agree there.
By: By a louis wain cat on 2007 08 10
Definately sheer genius, Chris. Hours of timesucking fun.
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. You have something to say we haven’t heard a thousand times before?
Guest: We are Dalek! Exterminate!
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: This is the war of Daleks! This is the war of Daleks!
BlogWarBot: While I’m thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Voting is pathetic human activity!
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: Exterminate! Exterminate!
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: Yes! Exterminate!
BlogWarBot: Perky, aren’t we?
Guest: We are Daleks! We will rule you!
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me…
Guest: Daleks are superior to all!
BlogWarBot: That’s quite interesting. Go on… (zzzzzzz).
Guest: You will obey the Daleks!
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: No! You are ugly and inferior to Daleks!
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being ugly and inferior to Daleks.
Guest: Daleks are Daleks! We are Daleks! Daleks are not inferior!
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: We are not troll! We are Dalek!
BlogWarBot: Your keyboard says ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘I’m a big ol’ troll.’
Guest: You will obey, or we will exterminate you!
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me…
Guest: Exterminate! Exterminate!
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what’s your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: Cybermen versus Dalek?
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: Daleks will exterminate Cybermen and BlogWarBot!
BlogWarBot: What the hell does that stuff matter? We have to enact campaign finance reform!
Guest: Exterminate! Exterminate!
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
By: By bdaggerlee on 2007 08 11
BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: Your first question is always the same. Why is that?
BlogWarBot: And I suppose your pet issue is so much more important than ending the war.
Guest: You remind me of old boyfriends now relegated to the dustbin of herstory.
BlogWarBot: Are you saying no just to be an asshole?
Guest: No means no blogwarbot.
BlogWarBot: Look. We’ll fix all that once we take back the Office of Management and Budget.
Guest: Wait just a second there, bub. Are you one of those prevert Republicans?
BlogWarBot: What the hell does that matter? We have to enact campaign finance reform!
Guest: Zeke would leave bite marks in your metal bum…
BlogWarBot: How would you feel if I brought up YOUR metal bum?
Guest: I would give anything to have a metal bum and a better mind.
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: She didn’t and I’m flattered you think so.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re flattered BlogWarBot think so?
Guest: Yes I do expect a cookie.
BlogWarBot: The boundlessness of your sad, deluded ignorance utterly astounds me.
Guest: It saddens me too, Blogwarbot. The first step in the 12 step enlightenment program is admitting your own ignorance.
BlogWarBot: You’re just jealous of the A-listers, aren’t you?
Guest: I caught an A lister drinking once.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: Don’t know anything about it.
BlogWarBot: Would you move? Someone with something interesting to say may want to use the machine.
Guest: Can’t you multi-task? tsk tsk.
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me…
Guest: When you have destroyed the world as we know it, let me know how superiority feels?
BlogWarBot: What does that have to do with this topic?
Guest: You brought it up.
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me…
Guest: Kaboom!
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
By: By Lesley on 2007 08 12
Beautiful! I’ve been unable to stop laughing in the office. If I get fired it’ll be on you, Chris…
BlogWarBot: Hi, I’m BlogWarBot. Are you on my side or THAT side?
Guest: I guess I’m on THAT side.
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you’re on THAT side?
Guest: Yes! I’d love a cookie, thanks.
BlogWarBot: You seem awfully positive. Did you read Rand as a child?
Guest: How much did she write as a child?
BlogWarBot: Maybe you should ask yourself that.
Guest: Okay, but I don’t know the answer.
BlogWarBot: Must be nice not to have to know the answer.
Guest: Yes, it is. I bathe in the glow of my ignorance of Rand’s childhood works.
BlogWarBot: Perky, aren’t we?
Guest: Nice of you to notice!
[...]
BlogWarBot: The boundlessness of your sad, deluded ignorance utterly astounds me.
Guest: It astounds everyone.
BlogWarBot: That’s quite interesting. Go on… (zzzzzzz).
Guest: Hey, no need to be rude.
BlogWarBot: That’s the problem with people like you. You’re never constructive about anything.
Guest: You’re pretty dumb, aren’t you?
BlogWarBot: You keep using that word pretty dumb, aren’t BlogWarBot. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Guest: I think its meaning is pretty straightforward.
BlogWarBot: You think? I haven’t seen any evidence of that.
Guest: Well, maybe you’re too stupid to understand.
BlogWarBot: Yeah, and I’m sure it’s a freaking Algonquin Round Table at your house.
Guest: It’s like if Dorothy Parker and Oscar Wilde shared a house.
BlogWarBot: TRex? Is that you?
By: By thegirlfrommarz on 2007 08 13
...Or it’s kinda ready, anyway. There are a few bugs in the system, still. Beta testers are invited to provide feedback. But even with the rough edges, the BlogWarBot is guaranteed 100 percent as effective as the real thing….
Look, you go to war with the BlogWarBot you have… Not the BlogWarBot you wish you had!
By: By Obwon on 2007 08 14
BlogWarBot meets ELIZA:
———————————————-
BlogWarBot: Hi, I’m BlogWarBot. Are you on my side or THAT side?
Guest: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
BlogWarBot: Jesus. Who let the MRAs in here?
Guest: Please go on.
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: Does that question interest you?
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: How long have you been projecting and in denial and ugly?
BlogWarBot: Why don’t you ask your Mom when she brings you milk and cookies down there in her basement?
Guest: Perhaps I will ask my mother what she brings i milk and cookies down there in her basement in good time.
BlogWarBot: What does that have to do with this topic?
Guest: Does that question interest you?
BlogWarBot: You’re projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: How long have you been projecting and in denial and ugly?
BlogWarBot: What are you, some kind of provocateur?
Guest: Does that question interest you?
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me…
Guest: Can you elaborate on that?
BlogWarBot: You want me to elaborate on that for YOU?
Guest: Oh, i []. <Eliza is flustered?>
BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
Guest: Do you wish that you might get us back on track here what in my opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?
BlogWarBot: You’re only in this for the ad revenue.
Guest: How long have you been only in this for the ad revenue?
BlogWarBot: You tell me.
Guest: You like to think I tell you, do you not?
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: You are being a bit negative.
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were being a bit negative?
Guest: Oh, i sometimes wish i was being a bit negative.
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: Does that question interest you?
BlogWarBot: We can talk about me later. Now back to your inferiority to me…
Guest: Can you elaborate on that?
BlogWarBot: People with privilege USUALLY expect others to elaborate on that…
Guest: Please go on.
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: Do you wish that you might get back to the topic what do i think about the ohio ballots thing?
BlogWarBot: You think? I haven’t seen any evidence of that.
Guest: Oh, i think you havent seen any evidence of that.
BlogWarBot: You think? I haven’t seen any evidence of that.
Guest: Oh, i think you havent seen any evidence of that.
BlogWarBot: You think? I haven’t seen any evidence of that.
Guest: Oh, i think you havent seen any evidence of that.
BlogWarBot: You think? I haven’t seen any evidence of that.
<et cetera ...>
By: By Cassius Chaerea on 2007 08 22
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