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February 22, 2008

Go Carl!

Mr. Buell makes the big time, talking (albeit briefly) about Manhattan mastodons to NPR’s science writer Robert Krulwich. A four-minute piece of audio is available at the top of the page.

That’s the second time in a couple weeks NPR has covered coevolution of plants and Pleistocene megafauna. I smell a fad. By summer, I expect an all-Osage-orange channel on basic cable.

Posted by: Chris Clarke


Note: A database glitch in 2008 ate a bunch of archived comments. Don't be offended if yours isn't here, or confused if the conversation seems disjointed. Thanks!



The osage orange
A compound drupe
Chartreuse and bumpy—
the dysfunctional fruit.

(Source: Antiques Road Show, nightstand misattributed to E. Dickinson.)

By: By jmartin on 2008 02 22



The last time I walked
With a sloth, it was twelve
Thousand years ago,
Osage oranges in my jacket.
Remember. Frost melting
Glacier yielding, mass death,
Megafauna gone,
As we ran from
The short-faced bear whose
Cruel eyes burned yellow
Night and day, in any weather.
Dire wolf barked at me, until
She came out bearing
Clovis points, face bright
With blood. A smilodon
Grabbed her shoulder, and dragged
Her down the street, into
A big tar pit by a line
Of Osage orange trees

(Source: Gary Sototherium)

By: By Chris Clarke on 2008 02 22



BOIS D’ARC

Chartreuse, tuberculated—Friend, advance.
My coat’s adroop with megafruit, o megafaun,
the osage orange. A compound drupe, your final dawn
contains its dusk—but drag a slothful dance

with me; ignore my pocket sharps. For chance
may prove your only fear the Smiledon’s smooth yawn;
ingest the wrinkled spheres.  Til all globelight is gone
glow poison pill of Pleistocene romance.

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Obviously, not so much poem fragment as a cry for help.

By: By jmartin on 2008 02 23



This is just to say

I have not eaten
the Maclura
that were in
the ice age

and which
were probably
counting
on seed dispersal

Forgive me
I was delicious
wild meat
in times cold

(it was inevitable.)

By: By Chris Clarke on 2008 02 23



Inevitable, and yet oddly satisfying.

I dreamed a variation last night with the little lame balloon man, but it evaporated.

By: By jmartin on 2008 02 23

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