I sometimes fall over myself in paroxysms of envy on hearing a fiendishly funny idea that I wish to hell I’d thought of. From this week’s What’s New, an email newsletter affiliated with the American Physical Society:
HOMEOPATHY: DEMONSTRATORS IN BELGIUM RESORT TO MASS SUICIDE. A special report in the current issue of Skeptical Inquirer looksinto the ultimate protest by a group of skeptics. They objected to a decision by the major health insurance companies in Belgium to begin covering the costs of homeopathy in response to popular demand. Depressed by the willingness of the insurance companies to encourage quackery, the 23 skeptics resigned themselves to committing mass suicide by drinking a cocktail of lethal poisons including arsenic, snake venom and deadly nightshade. To the horror of the homeopathists, they even increased the potency in true homeopathic fashion by preparing a 30C solution of the cocktail. That means the cocktail was diluted one part per hundred and shaken, which was then repeated sequentially, 30times. All newspapers and TV stations were invited to watch the death agonies of the 23 deranged suicides, who included a number of prominent citizens and professors of medicine, "and a few normal people armed only with common sense." The media coveragewas excellent, but the suicide attempt was a failure.
Working in the environmental sphere as I do, I’m continually amazed by the willingness of otherwise extremely intelligent people to believe in things like homeopathy. I tell myself that a lot of folks don’t understand the theory behind homeopathy: if they did, they’d start giggling the way I did when it was explained to me.
Please note I’m not talking about medicinal herbs in toto (though check with your veterinarian first), because many plants do have obvious medicinal effects. True, a lot of popular ones don’t: echinacea, for instance, which has been depleted throughout much of its native range for herbal medicines. Or ginkgo.
What I’m talking about is the nonsense that a vial of water, which was prepared by taking another substance and diluting it with water so many times that it is nearly mathematically impossible that a single molecule of the substance remains, can cure an ailment that resembles the symptoms of poisoning by the substance in question.
I’m no huge fan of what is snidely called “Western Medicine,” though Western Medics have done a nice job of setting my broken bones and treating infections and helping me deal with allergies to pollen. Turns out ill-trained doctors have been burning patients with X-rays for years and aggressive treatment of intestinal parasites might be linked to a rise in irritable bowel syndrome. Doctors have caused lots of illnesses over the years, some through ignorance and some — as in the case of resistant germs being bred when MDs prescribe antibiotics for viral infections — through laziness. And the less said about Satan’s minions in the HMOs and pharmaceutical companies the better.
But at least Westrun Medicine has some tendency to self-correct. Homeopathy has what? No peer-review, no double-blind testing, special exemptions for marketing worthless patent “medicines.” Just a constant income stream from people who should know better, who let their justifiable distaste for Medicine As She Is Spoken turn into unquestioning acceptance of any alternative whatsoever.
Posted by: Chris Clarke
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