July 16, 2006

Low and be holed

In the “I’m not at all sure how I feel about this but however it is it’s strongly” department, it looks as if UC Davis Picnic Day, an annual open house kinda dealio with hundreds of exhibits from different departments and organizations, has, while my back was turned, dropped the Cole Facility’s fistulated cow from the schedule of events.

A fistulated cow is a cow into whose rumen a plastic window — a fistula — has been installled so that cowometrists can conduct close observation of the animal’s digestive system.

An anonymous pro-fistulated-cow GeoCities page says that the exhibit was dropped “due to political pressure.” I assume this means pressure from animal rights activists: I can’t imagine the GOP taking a stand on cow fistulation, unless it was to insist that Halliburton get the oil rights.

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Whacko!  Can one really be the first reader to take the bait offered in the heading?
It is echoing around here.

Whatever, thanks host. 
Truly omasuming.

Seriously chaps, that anon site’s attempt at defence-by-poll of this kind of vivisection - let one not mince words here - is a load of old tripe, what.

What do those Mengele mimics do with the cannulated wound on display? 
Clamp hoses in the dock and pipe off methane to run the fairy floss machine with?

Easy one for me, I’m glad they stopped it.  I’m a vegetarian with a mildish committment to animal rights. I think some animal research is probably necessary, but I don’t think science had much to gain from yet another fistulated cow.  Time for a computer modeling substitute!

Any joke I make will no doubt reference The Website That Shall Not Be Named, and I don’t want to be responsible for anyone googling it (and then shrieking in horror).

=v= I could see the GOP moving to ban this.  They just see the word “fistulated” and think it has something to do with Robert Mapplethorpe.

Cowometrists?

Low and be holed?

Truly, that was worth waking up for—especially on a Monday.  I am going to be giggling about that all day.  Even though I’m kind of grossed out about the whole fistulated cow concept.  I guess I could see the point if there were no video and computer-simulation alternatives.  I mean, ruminants are pretty interesting, from the cowometrist perspective. 

And “fistula” is an icky word, in my opinion. Not the worst I can think of, but icky.

How old will I be when I finally stop being shocked by some of the things people think are good ideas, let alone good enough ideas to do more than once? 

I really doubt that the picnic will suffer for lack of a fistulated cow. 

Poor cow.

There is just something not quite right about the picture of the dude with his hand in the cow; fistula’s are more than mere windows it seems, they allow cud groping.

Missed so many of your posts, now i have to take some time to go read through nearly two months of archives.  I suspect i will enjoy them just as much as always.

Frist-ula!

There are some wonderful questions being asked here:

- What do we learn from this research?
- Couldn’t you just replace it with a computer model?
- Doesn’t that hurt the cow?
- Isn’t just plain gross?
- May I put my hand inside?

I for one think it’s unfortunate that they pulled the display. Regardless of how you feel about animal research (and we’re animals too, remember), it is going on, and I think it’s important that it not be happening completely behind closed doors. Hamburger-eaters ought to know what’s done in their name, meet the animals and the scientists, feel their reactions, be able to pose those questions, and get them answered. What good comes from hiding it?

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