Apparently, we’re supposed to respond with apologetic good manners to the lies they promulgate in their ongoing subjugation of our country.

Gosh, did I accidentally get some faceprints on your boots there? Nasty of me.

Note:Many old comments were lost in a database crash in 2008. Some conversations may seem to make less sense than they would have. A few will make more sense now.

1. 
   HM 2005 10 11 at 5:42:52 pm

   there’s no freedom here chris, think 1984.  really, it’s the bible.

2. 
   Christopher 2005 10 12 at 7:10:55 am

   Hey… you know, a lot of abused women can’t leave, and are raped and beaten with impunity! Why, in a way, it’s almost as if some women in America are subjugated! what an odd coincidence!

   “I hate it when you say, ‘Lest we be trod upon’”

   Max — Sam & Max

3. 
   KathyF 2005 10 12 at 1:00:15 pm

   Can we lock up people in spelling camps? Hit them with dictionaries until they learn to spell? Please Chris? Can we, please?

   (And he hasn’t even been disemvoweled yet!)

4. 
   Rana 2005 10 12 at 2:33:27 pm

   Man.  I kinda miss that troll of a few weeks ago.  (Donna?  Brenda?  something like that).  At least that one was entertaining and could write coherent, grammatical, accurately spelled sentences.  The quality of your trolls is going down, Chris.  These ones are boring and not much fun.  *pout*

   I continue to be re-affirmed in my belief that the greater the number of trolls on a given post, the more one is touching on something they really don’t want made public, and which they themselves secretly believe is true.  It’s like a built-in reality meter or something.

5. 
   Chris Clarke 2005 10 12 at 2:37:01 pm

   I don’t think Brenda was a troll. I think she was sincere, if somewhat paranoiac.

6. 
   Chris Clarke 2005 10 12 at 2:38:48 pm

   Oh, and I’m sure the Civility Conservatives will step right up any second now to chide itsaboutthespelling or AmericaPatriot.

7. 
   Auguste 2005 10 12 at 3:53:15 pm

   Nothing makes me happier than a good Goon Show reference.

8. 
   Chris Clarke 2005 10 29 at 12:12:52 am

   Oh, and I’m sure the Civility Conservatives will step right up any second now to chide itsaboutthespelling or AmericaPatriot.

   ::crickets::