Grrlscientist and Jill tapped me for this one. I’ll figure out a way to get even with reward them some day.
Seven Things To Do Before I Die
1. Visit Washington, Montana, and Alaska, thus bringing the pointless list of US states I’ve been in to 50
2. Spend a summer in Bolivia
3. Drive to Tuktoyaktuk and dabble my toes in the Arctic Ocean
4. Hike at least the California portion of the Pacific Crest Trail
5. Become one of those Californians who sells a piece of inflated real estate and retires in an Intermountain West town, with access to mountains and desert so as to make both Becky and myself happy, probably Flagstaff.
6. Visit Australia or Ethiopia or Mauritius and dabble my toes in the Indian Ocean
7. Apologize sufficiently
Seven Things I Cannot Do
1. Free-climb El Capitan
2. Pay attention
3. Eat like I used to
4. Understand why people still support Bush
5. Keep up with my 76-year-old father-in-law
6. Figure out a way to keep Zeke with me for ten more years
7. Apologize sufficiently
Seven Things That Attract Me to Blogging
1. The freedom to write without an editor
2. The risk involved in writing without an editor
3. Being able to be a writer instead of an editor
4. The instant feedback you guys provide
5. Having the sense that my blog doesn’t fit into anyone’s pre-defined blog categories
6. The discipline involved in having indistinct but immutable and terrifying deadlines
7. Attending the birth of a new literary form
Seven Things I Say Most Often
1. Admittedly
2. Wow
3. I don’t want to go to work.
4. I love you, Becky
5. Let’s GO, Zeke. I don’t have all day.
6. Can you please put me on your “Do Not Call” list?
7. Mmmmmm coffee.
Seven Books That I Love
1. The River Why
2. The Desert Smells Like Rain
3. Black Sun
4. Big Rock Candy Mountain
5. Refuge: An Unnatural History of Family and Place
6. Raven’s Exile: A Season on the Green River
7. The Tortilla Curtain
Seven Movies That I Watch Over and Over Again
1. To Live (Huozhe): I’ve called it “the best movie made in the 20th Century,” and meant it. Heartbreaking, beautiful, and devastatingly political.
2. Manufacturing Consent: A documentary and profile of Noam Chomsky by Mark Achbar and Peter Wintonick. There is plenty to criticise in Chomsky’s work, and his fanatical admirers gve me the mild creeps, but this very watchable flick neatly disproves about 98 percent of the usual anti-Noamian talking points. And that’s not even what it’s really about.
3. Tremors: On the surface, a cheesy bad science fiction movie. Beneath the surface, a well-envisioned heroic saga with homage to deep mythic themes and trickster stories. Beneath that, still a cheesy bad science fiction movie. Also, I’ve camped and hiked on a few of the locations.
4. Pleasantville: A nice idea turned into an overwrought metaphor for civil rights, freedom of expression, and passion, then used to bludgeon the audience for an hour and a half. What’s not to like?
5. Ganjasaurus Rex: When a subsistence pot-farming couple in Northern California decides to plant a few seeds of the new hybrid Cannabis sequoia, the strain’s powerful resins awake a slumbering beast that evolved long ago to eat the gigantic pot trees. Can the city of Garberville be saved? And will the farmers elude the ineptly fascistic Campaign Against Marijuana Planting?
6. Office Space: Yeah… I’m just gonna go ahead and ask you to include this movie in the list here. Okay? Greaaaaaat.
7. Lonely Are The Brave: The first postmodrun Western, screenplay by Dalton Trumbo from the book The Brave Cowboy by Ed Abbey. Jack Burns (Kirk Douglas) breaks into jail to help free a friend imprisoned for aiding illegal immigrants. Douglas later said this film was his favorite of all the westerns in which he’d played. Also stars Walter Matthau, William Schallert, and Carroll O’Connor, not to mention Gena Rowlands, of whom I would watch two hours if she sat at a table and read the newspaper silently.
Seven People I Want To Join In Too
Nina
Elissa
Beth
Bitch, PhD
Auguste
Tom
Carrie
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