Creek Running North

Yeah, watch it.  There’s a reason I’ve got that big ol’ stick.

(I like the flames.  Watch out for dry summer chapparral, though!)

I think he’s very likely the first superhero with a Thermarest.

Oh, and those flames are FOR the chaparral. And for McMansions and SUV dealerships.* And for lighting the SuperBong at EcoJustice League HQ.

(* I hope Attorney General Gonzalez can take a joke.)

I tried it, and was pleased to discover that beard, unibrow, big toothy grin and beer belly were all options. But unfortunately, a beer can for the heroic left fist was not available. Nor were porcupine quills. (Yes, Pucu-Man CAN throw his quills!)

(Oops, I meant “Porcu-Man”!)

”These [fling] are the quills of vengeance! And these [whoosh] are the quills of justice! And this [sproinggggg] is the quill of stop harshing my damn buzz!

So that’s why you’re always running up a creek — you’re on fire.

ok....THIS was fun!!