This fledgling meme is stolen from Paul.
Ten things I’ve done that I bet you haven’t:
1) Hitchhiked around the Appalachians at age 17 with no destination in mind and less than forty bucks, with a missing persons’ report filed on me.
2) Met Wendie Malick at the Oakland Airport and drove her to the Mendocino Brewing Company brewpub in Hopland, where she bought me a couple of beers.
3) Burned a letter from a serial killer on death row in which he claimed he thought of me as the closest thing to a brother he’d ever had.
4) Spraypainted a lavender anarchy sign on the hood of a cop car parked in front of the precinct. (I didn’t say they were all smart things.)
5) Held a piece of paper in my hand which bore the home phone number of Defense Secretary Caspar Weinberger.
6) Dropped acid with a dwarf.
7) Cooked and served a dozen friends a four course meal at which everyone present understood beforehand that all the food had been salvaged from supermarket dumpsters.
8) Made tempeh at home from dry soybeans and starter culture.
9) Flipped off Reagan and had him see it and react.
10) Eaten mealworms (not in relation to item #7)
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