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Who finds this place?
From my April stats so far, showing the most popular search strings bringing people to Creek Running North.
Top 20 of 4866 Total Search Strings
# Hits Search String
1 237 3.16% tree octopus
2 166 2.22% banshee
3 148 1.98% creek running north
4 65 0.87% hairy legs
5 64 0.85% toad in the hole
6 46 0.61% unresolved psychiatric issues
7 45 0.60% i hate white people
8 42 0.56% chris clarke
9 41 0.55% festuca
10 37 0.49% llama
11 29 0.39% snail sex
12 25 0.33% hairy butts
13 24 0.32% festuca ovina
14 22 0.29% life and death
15 21 0.28% bard
16 19 0.25% emerald bay
17 19 0.25% mantis religiosa
18 18 0.24% chris clark
19 18 0.24% faultline
20 15 0.20% bitchphd
Posted by: Chris Clarke
It’s always great to look at these. My favourite search that got someone to my blog wa
please help me! i’m being hunted by a government agency that doesn’t exist.
Really; I’m not making that up.
Of course, now that I’ve posted this comment, the next time that guy does a search, guess where he’ll end up….
By: By Barry Leiba on 2007 04 24
You’d think my favorite would be “I hate white people” neh. But I really want to know about the snail sex. Do I need to send out the monkeys, or will you fess up here and now?
By: By MBW on 2007 04 24
Monkeys, please.
By: By Chris Clarke on 2007 04 24
All I know is, if you google “Zeke dog”, the third hit is CRN. Specifically, the Three Standard Conversations, which I often reread just because they are so true.
By: By stinger on 2007 04 24
I hope you’ve stocked up on bananas.
[launches Googling monkeys….chris clarke snail sex…] (Just in case you weren’t a high enough hit…)
By: By ebw on 2007 04 24
I believe the monkeys will find that I was remarkably prescient.
By: By Chris Clarke on 2007 04 24
I guess those hairy legs & butts people must be pretty disappointed.
Unless I missed a post.
By: By CCP on 2007 04 24
I think the most dramatic search phrase so far that led to my site has been “what do you do horse heart attack”
man, i could almost see the man hunched over his monitor on that one, can’t say i liked the image of him coming to my site and wasting time.
i think i should write a post on a ‘Tree Octopus” and see what sorts drop by.
————————-here’s mine, and in posting this here, i now share some of my googlers with you, as they will undoubtedly end up here next time they search:
unapologetic mexican 2.6 %
the unapologetic mexican 2.1 %
karina garcia 0.8 %
joseph mencia 0.8 %
mexicanas 0.8 %
mexican cock 0.7 %
kind bud 0.6 %
michael dowd 0.5 %
yo soy joaquin 0.5 %
mexican humor 0.5 %
mexican butts 0.4 %
fisting 0.4 %
mexican asses 0.4 %
nezua 0.4 %
gay voodoo 0.4 %
control machete 0.4 %
you bring out the mexican in me 0.3 %
ken burns latinos 0.3 %
sandra cisneros you bring out the mexican in me 0.3 %
pan s labyrinth analysis 0.3 %
mi familia 0.3 %
gay land 0.3 %
feed the head 0.2 %
dirty latina maids 0.2 %
ken burns latino 0.2 %
dowd bush 0.2 %
newsaxon 0.2 %
anti mexican jokes 0.2 %
defend the honor 0.2 %
mud people 0.2 %
dos palabras 0.2 %
ken burns and latinos 0.2 %
big mexican cock 0.2 %
unapologeticmexican 0.2 %
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yeh.
By: By Nezua Limón Xolagrafik-Jonez on 2007 04 24
My most dramatic one was “can you bury your child in your backyard garden”. That haunted me for weeks. Anyway, your search phrases appear to be even stranger than mine.
This week so far:
sabine
Sabine
heavens to murgatroy
bastard fairies
“yellow thunder woman”
SABINES
how to be a geologest
“Mardi Love” video
female drummers
Killer Whale/ indians
“sabine’s garden” griffin
bastard fairies video
native issues in 2006
women play on a drum at powwow
maharishi mahesh poems
SABINE
Sylvia Ledoux
sabines garden
sabinesgarden.com
“canary effect” dvd
mimi garden flags
wrapped in a riddle cliff notes
zoe jakes
wounded knee clip
100 things to talk about with your boyfriend
snake donsahD
on’t forget to pay your taxes. 12 million ille…
the bastard fairies
killer whale indian
Wildflower Garden Pictures
bastard fairies
killer whale northwest indian
garden photos
cliff notes on wrapped in a riddle
drunk geologist
not nor
northwest+indian+
laws on having a garden fire
By: By Sabine on 2007 04 24
At least one of your top ten isn’t “wheel rut filling techniques.“ Now that’s a blow ;-).
By: By MindSpin on 2007 04 24
I have really boring results because I don’t write anymore, but I’m on the second page of results for “analogy story”. I find that anywhere from moderately to totally cool.
By: By Allison on 2007 04 24
Today I had
“Richard Nixon cocksucker sound”
By: By virgotex on 2007 04 25
I’ve found some creepy ones fitting the ‘they looked for misogyny, they found feminism’ category, too, but today’s search terms are kind of awesome:
the secret narcissism
loosener of limbs with his venom
theriomorph
acts of randomness
the office of the honorable al gore
running into brick walls
By: By Theriomorph on 2007 04 25
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