Homily

Posted by Chris Clarke on October 28, 2009

“‘But Lord’, I said, ‘Why is there only one set of footprints on the beach during the times when I was in the most sorrow?’

‘Because,’ The Lord said gently, ‘Those times were when you realized that I am just the reified superstitious construct of the quaint primate mentations of a species trying to grasp the immensity of the material universe.’”

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Posted by Dave on 10/28 at 01:20 PM



This made me laugh even though I like the original.


Posted by Lilian Nattel on 10/28 at 03:03 PM



He’s talking to you?


Posted by Silver Fox on 10/28 at 10:33 PM



Delightfully delicious.


Posted by jason on 10/29 at 12:08 PM



Good stuff.


Posted by Kim Hosey (AZ Writer) on 10/29 at 07:55 PM


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