From DavidNYC at Daily Kos, a list in progress of FEMA-related headlines . All of them are for real. None are satirical.

FEMA won’t accept Amtrak’s help in evacuations
FEMA turns away experienced firefighters
FEMA turns back Wal-Mart supply trucks
FEMA prevents Coast Guard from delivering diesel fuel
FEMA won’t let Red Cross deliver food
FEMA bars morticians from entering New Orleans
FEMA blocks 500-boat citizen flotilla from delivering aid
FEMA fails to utilize Navy ship with 600-bed hospital on board
FEMA to Chicago: Send just one truck
FEMA turns away generators
... and last but not least, FEMA: “First Responders Urged Not To Respond”

Note:Many old comments were lost in a database crash in 2008. Some conversations may seem to make less sense than they would have. A few will make more sense now.

1. 
   Miguel Alondra 2005 09 06 at 12:59:55 am

   FEMA: Failing Every Mission Absolutely

2. 
   Idyllopus 2005 09 06 at 7:02:57 am

   And please don’t forget FEMA going out Saturday and cutting the emergency communication lines at Jefferson Parish, an action to which the sheriff responded by, after fixing them, posting armed guards to protect them.