(A non-exhaustive list.)
- “tl;dr”
- “Wow, someone certainly has a lot of time on their hands.”
- “When progressives form firing squads they stand in a circle.”
- “Whatever happened to personal accountability?”
- “I know it’s not politically correct to say this…”
- “Let me tell you in excruciating detail why the term ‘mansplaining’ is offensive.”
- “Here’s why the collapse of Building 7 seems suspicious to me.”
- “It’s really more about class than race.”
- “You really could be working on more important issues than this trivial identity politics anger thing.”
- “PZ Myers hates me!”
- “gender feminists”
- “I’ll pray for you.”
- “I’m just saying that [two contrasting subsets of the human species] are wired differently, that’s all.”
- “There’s no reason to get hysterical.”
- “Are you being paid by the pharmaceutical industry?”
- “You know what else is dangerous to the environment and human health? Dihydrogen monoxide!”
- “Here is a list of different ways to say ‘I’m a big honking jerk’ on the Internet.”
- “They criticize him now, but back in 2007 they called us racists for suggesting Obama was shiftless, lazy and no-account!”
- “That thing you’re doing is just SO [span of time] ago.”
- “I like to call those kinds of environmentalists ‘BANANAs’ – Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything.”
- “Don’t apologize for that slur. The people who claim to be upset are just jealous of your success as a blogger.”
- “I’m not the enemy, you [slur].”
- “Isn’t it ironic that you’re making this argument on a computer.”
- “What, solar is bad now? It’s so hard to keep up.”
- “This blog is so much more welcoming than the jerks over at [X] blog”
- “What, we’re not supposed to call them [Negroes/girls/trannies/Papagos/whatever] anymore? It’s so hard to keep up.”
- “So why is it perfectly okay for a Black person to call me ‘honky’?”
- “He was just a dog. Shouldn’t you be over him by now?”
- “As a popular blogger, you have an obligation to write about [X]”
- “By responding negatively to what I said you are violating my freedom of speech! Shut up, you freedom-of-speech-violating person!”
I’ll have a number 19, five years, and a side order of number 2. So to speak.
Swear I’m guilty of at least half a dozen of these.