It’s been a number of months — no, wait, almost two years — since I indulged in subjecting you all to the found poetry to be found in this site’s search strings.
Clearly this cannot stand.
I went through the top few hundred and picked out the ones that seemed to me for one reason or another to best sum up the spirit of the place. I left out a few that I wish would just go away. I mean, who on earth under the age of 70 remembers who B*nn*e Fr*nkl*n is, much less tries to find nude photos of her on the net? I mean, come on.
I have not corrected any spelling errors or other similar field marks of the random internet searcher. Technical flaws resulting from equipment failure as well as human overload are inevitable in an Internet of this size. Just as inevitably, some of them occur in the material included in this blog post. Consider them like scars in fine leather, proof of the origin and authenticity of the material in which they are found.
Search String Found Poetry
joshua tree extinction
white racist groups in buffalo ny
mojave mole
the bear missed the train
stephen hawking is stupid
i give up!
zeke storms whistleblower
vox clamantis in desierto
twentynine palms meth labs
i am not just a dog
strode wavelenth
we must imagine sisyphus is happy
tree octopus
what submersible discovered the java trench?
llama
raven
teasel mouse
when did crinoids come into being.
socially illiterate
how to make clothes invisible with gimpshop
coyote proof yard
what is sagebrush - steppe ecosystem of thar desert
the fish coyote
i am not a feminist
how to find joshua tree forest walker pass ca
bitch phd
every word is like an unnecessesary stain on silence and nothingness.
moon’s fault line
dangerous fictional characters
top 10 dangerous terrorists ever existed
stephen hawking is stupid
how to win giving up?
tlalpeno soup
walking in times of trouble
then coyote
when can you say that there’s a balance of nature
watching trains
population of the coyote in sonoran desert
argiope
wild wolves in el paso
moonbats
yucca dragon trees
wildlife crossings jaguars
a woman after my heart
the broken pillar of the wing jags from the clotted shoulder,
wrinkled up, feminest, old liberal
yucca brevifolia jaegeriana
chili pepper lights
growing chile de arbol
ananda dog fahrenheit 451
who is bitch phd
when do chenopods release pollen?
wellbutrin creativity
stratherian
timeline of the rapture
water problem ,coyote creek, az
i just split and divide my yuccas in august
mojave desert loners
i give up
i will now proceed to entangle the entire area
mojave desert river of gold
owens valley river video
teratorn myths
top 100 conservative fictional and non- fictional women
urban coyotes
what are the lizards you win at the carnivals
wildlife diorama for kids
what is minnetoba
small and dangerous fictyional characters used for stories
thai cannibalism black people
women stuck in deep mud
thylacine
where can i fucking camp around las vegas valley
i have purple kernels in my corn
timeline of grand canyon million of years ago
stubby elvis
what are baby bats called
where in the mojave desert is the best for seeing stars?
the slow fucking dog
caldo tlalpeno recipe
how to get rid of bat on porch
i want a job
idaho rodent pictures
mojave desert etchings
mojave desert jackrabbits winter starve
mojave desert trailer park meth lab
mojave river coyotes
moon beach coyote wolf
smell of redbuds
smurfette chooses to
solutions to dog nail noise on wood floors
star jasmine meaning
tim & eric you are a woman after my own heart.
when do coyotes emerge at night
where can you find pyrite in colorado?
where does stephen hawking get money
wolf population bush plan
trains go by
sentence with fodder
monterey pattern to fog
snails sex
who said “and still it moves”
why doesn’t anyone ever tell the truth about burning man?
i like running, photography, writing
who cannot delay further
the peppermint trolley company blog
missing hitcher eaten by the worlds largest bear
troll post
witticism
watching threw trinity
how many wives can a born again christian have
LOL!! How about some sub-poems too?
1)
who is bitch phd
bitchphd
a woman after my own heart
2)
what are baby bats called
moonbats
how to get rid of bat on porch
i give up
3)
who cannot delay further
snail sex
the slow fucking dog
4)
where does stephen hawking get money
mojave desert trailer park meth lab
stephen hawking is stupid
i want a job
what?
you mean, you can win lizards
at a carnival?
Hey, count me in!
i want a job
i like running, photography, writing
where can you find pyrite in colorado?