OK, so there’s a LOLCat poetry forum at the new Read Write Poem.

That’s all the explanation I have for this.

Original image courtesy Tillwe

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   angie 2009 08 03 at 5:12:22 pm

   Funny! Great match-up with the pic. I need to study up on the lolcatish, though.

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   Chris Clarke 2009 08 03 at 6:24:12 pm

   

   O HAI MUSE! TELL ME OV DAT INJEENYIS HERO HOO TRAVELLD FAR AN WIDE AFTR HE HAD SACKD TEH FAMISS TOWN OV TROY. LOTZ DA CITIEZ DID HE VISIT, AN LOTZ DA WUZ TEH NASHUNS WIF WHOSE MANNIRS AN CUSSTIMS HE WUZ ACQUAINTD; MOREOVR HE SUFFERD MUTCH BY SEA WILE TRYIN 2 SAVE HIS OWN LIFE AN BRIN HIS DOODZ SAFELY HOME; BUT DO WUT HE MITE HE CUD NOT SAVE HIS DOODZ, 4 THEY PERISHD THROO TEHIR OAN SHER FOLLY IN EATIN TEH KATTLE OV TEH SUN-CEILIN CAT HYPERION; SO TEH CEILIN CAT PREVENTD THEM FRUM EVR REACHIN HOME. TELL ME, 2, BOUT ALL THEES THINGS, O DAUTTR OV JOOV, FRUM WATTSOVER SOURCE U CUD KNOE THEM.

   SO NAO ALL HOO ESCAPD DEATH IN BATTLE OR BY SHIPRAK HAD GOT SAFELY HOME EXCEPT ULYSEZ, AN HE, THOUGH HE WUZ LONGIN 2 RETURN 2 HIS WIFE AN COUNTRY, WUZ DETAIND BY TEH GODDES CALYPSO, HOO HAD GOT HIM INTO LARGE CAVE AN WANTD 2 MARRY HIM. BUT AS YEERS WENT BY, THAR CAME TIEM WHEN TEH GODZ SETTLD DAT HE SHUD GO BAK 2 ITHACA; EVEN DEN, HOWEVR, WHEN HE WUZ AMONG HIS OWN PEEPS, HIS TRUBLEZ WUZ NOT YET OVAR; NEVERTHELES ALL TEH GODZ HAD NAO BEGUN 2 PITY HIM EXCEPT NEPTUNE, HOO STILL PIRSACUTD HIM WITHOUT CEASIN AN WUD NOT LET HIM GIT HOME.

   NAO NEPTUNE HAD GONE OFF 2 TEH ETHIOPIANZ, HOO R AT TEH WURLDZ END, AN LIE IN 2 HALVEZ, TEH WAN LOOKIN WEST AN TEH OTHR EAST. HE HAD GONE THAR 2 ACCEPT HECATOMB OV SHEEP AN OXEN, AN WUZ ENJOYIN HIM AT HIS FESTIVAL; BUT TEH OTHR GODZ MET IN DA HOUZ OV ALYMPIAN JOOV, AN TEH SIRE OV GODZ AN DOODZ SPOKE FURST. AT DAT MOMENT HE WUZ THINKIN OV AHJISTIS, HOO HAD BEEN KILLD BY AGAMEMNONS SON ORESTEZ; SO HE SED 2 TEH OTHR GODZ:

   “C NAO, HOW DOODZ LAY BLAME UPON US GODZ 4 WUT IZ AFTR ALL NOTHIN BUT THEIR OWN FOLLY. LOOK AT AHJISTIS; HE MUST NEEDZ MAK LUV 2 AGAMEMNONS WIFE UNRIGHTEOUSLY AN DEN KILL AGAMEMNON, THOUGH HE KNEW IT WUD BE TEH DEATH OV HIM; 4 I SENT MERCURY 2 WARN HIM NOT 2 DO EITHR OV THEES THINGS, INASMUCH AS ORESTEZ WUD BE SURE 2 TAEK HIS REVENGE WHEN HE GREW UP AN WANTD 2 RETURN HOME. MERCURY TOLD HIM DIS IN ALL GUD WILL BUT HE WUD NOT LISTEN, AN NAO HE HAS PAID 4 EVRYTHIN IN FULL.”

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   Dana 2009 08 03 at 11:02:36 pm

   I iz on yr site leafing a comment.